WHO IS JACK SCHITT

I know this has probably been sent around the internet before but I enjoyed reading it.

So here it is again.

For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt?

We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt'!
Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way.

Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, who married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc.
They had one son, Jack.

In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.

Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock.

Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt. Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse.

Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.

Now, when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt', you can correct them.


Sincerely,
Crock O. Schitt

Titilating Toys

There are a number of kids toys that jiggle, shake and vibrate. Not only can they entertain your kids, but they can also add fun to your sex life.

Imagine the possiblities and experiment.

Have fun and learn to play all over again.

Anita

Sexy clothes

Now, you could go out and spend a high price on some the sexy.

Or you could just cut off that old pair of jeans into a sexy pair of short shorts.

Your choice.

Anita

Ugly Ties

Don't want to wear them.

Why not put them to a different use.

Tie one to each of your lovers wrists and then secure the other end to bed.

Should equal a lot of fun.

Have fun,

Anita

Sexy Clothes

Now, some might argue that this can be an expensive endeaver. But it doesn't have to be.

If it makes you feel sexy then it's fair game. (like wearing your boyfriend's sweat shirt without any thing else on.)

A silk scarf, if rub in the right place can also add a tittalating spark to a sensitive area.

Release your imagination and find lots of different material to excite your sex life.

Anita

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Water Fun

A shower sprayer can be used in many ways to add a little fun. Not only can it relax tired muscles but it can also excited intimate ones.

Aimed at the right place, you can have a very rewarding shower.

Have fun,

Anita

A Little Vibration

There are many different types of massagers on the market today, small hand held ones to chairs which give a full body massage. All can relax and even excite your partner if apply to the right area of the body.

Be adventurous and try out a massager in a new area. You might discover a fun toy to play with during sex.

Have fun,

Anita

Adventure with a Vegetable.

We've all heard the joke about how a cucumber is better than a man.

True or false, they can add a new twist to the game.

Give one a try.

Anita

Another item for fun.

On vacation, and you didn't take your vibrator.

No worries.

Use the non-brush side of your electric tooth brush to have your thrill.

Portable, won't raise eyebrows and will still give you want you need.

Have fun,

Anita

That Little Something

He has it in his pocket.

Set on vibrate, a cell phone can be a gentle reminder it's time to have fun.

And you can set it off when you want.

Sex on demand. What more could you ask for?

Have fun,

Anita

Ordinary Items You Can Use to Have Fun

You guessed it.
A washing machine.

Try it out, not only will it shake up your love life while on the spin cycle but it get you out of bed and into a whole new location.

Have fun,

Anita